HAPPY MARRIAGES AND CRAFTS

Just heard about a very happily married couple. When completing 60 years of serenity together the wife upon her last breath with her ever loving husband at her bedside finally gave him permission to open her secret shoebox there high upon a shelf. Finally, finally he was to discover this lifelong secret of his beloved wife.
Opening the box he looked at two amigurumi dolls. Dolls crouched by his wife, and a bundle of 100 .000 dollars. In a very weak voice his wife explained that when marrying her grandmother gave her one only advice. When you feel like yelling at your husband, or hitting him or leaving him or even killing him just sit down and crochet a doll like I taught you so many years ago.
The husband was so happy of having been such a good companion, that in sixty years his dearest wife only needed to crochet two dolls because of him. How happy she was to have married him, such a special male specimen.

And the money? In a last effort and and in her ever soft patient voice, his beloved told him. That´s all yours, I saved all that selling lots of dolls I crocheted because of you.